June 2011
25 posts
I just charged $2.50 to my debit card.
I don’t love the Megabus because it gets me from point A to point B for less than it would cost me to buy a wacky energy drink, I love the Megabus for its amenities:
Free WiFi: Well, 10 cruelly pacifying minutes of free WiFi. It will cut out. Whatever, who needs the internet anyway, right? Right?!
Family-friendly environment: Well, I’ll be friendly to your family. Yesterday I was on...
Here’s the lesson: Nobody is above jet lag.
Here’s why I thought it didn’t apply to me: I’m young, I stay up all night all the time anyway, my summer life is not that stressful, my sleep schedule has never been that regular, and most importantly i don’t give any type of fuck about jet lag!
There’s a hilarious SNL skit that makes fun of Regis and Kelly in...
omg
marsellaandthemachine:
Ianthe, I will definitely teach you how to wrap your hair! We’ll have a pre-p4k party! This goes out to Sarah Harper and Rachel Newman as well!
Pre-Pitchfork party? And here I thought that there was no way this summer could get wackier.
million dollar hugs
how hugs should happen:
i know you. my front is most likely facing your front. there is no rush. there are no “FREE HUGS” signs around.
all of my cells give all of your cells tiny high-fives. all of my cells are deliriously happy to be near all of your cells. if i’m into you, there’s this one specific part of my back and i really want your hands to be there. if...
Blur, “Coffee & TV.”This song will...
hey wait
(Is that what growing up is? Your friends no longer know about your family? Well, they might know your siblings’ names and where their pushpins are located on the globe. They may know that your mom’s a librarian. But they’ll never accidentally leave a boozy, summery, nasty message on your home answering machine, because they don’t even have your land line number, which...
WOW
To the World: Sorry.
To the former teacher who told me that saying sorry makes you weak: Sorry.
